Why Libertarianism Is As Much Fun As Medical Marijuana

A speech before the Libertarian National Convention
given July 4, 1998, by Peter McWilliams
Thank you, thank you very much. Good afternoon. Where are the Teleprompters? How am I expected to do a political speech without a teleprompter? You mean, Iím just supposed to stand here and say what I think and believe? What kind of political party is this?
I want to tell you about a pair of epiphanies that I had in 1996. The first happened in March of 1996 when I was diagnosed with both AIDS and cancer. I tell you this early on because I want your sympathy throughout the rest of this speech. When you mention AIDS or cancer, people are so afraid of their own death that they treat you very nicely.
Remember that. For example, I am going to demonstrate it here. I am going to show you how much sympathy this audience currently has. As an AIDS patient, if Bill Clinton had followed his campaign promise to start a Manhattan Project-style federal program to end AIDS, I would not have AIDS today.
Do you see how much sympathy I'm getting? Normally somebody saying that at a Libertarian event would be booed off the stage. Because, in fact, if Clinton had started his federal Manhattan Project-style cure for AIDS, I wouldnít have AIDS now.
Iíd be dead.
Itís the greedy pharmaceutical companies who wanted to exploit and profit from my misery and my tragedy who are keeping me alive today. Speaking of greedy manufacturers, tonight those of you coming to the banquet will receive a free copy of my book, Ainít Nobodyís Business if You Do, as sort of a first course. I do this not because I like any of you, but because I get to hold this up on C-SPAN. That wasnít a shameless plug; the book is online, as all my books are, for free, at www.mcwilliams.com. So that was a plug to go online and read the book for free, please.
Back to March 1996. I was being pumped full of chemotherapy, which causes nausea, and radiation, which causes nausea, and AIDS medications, which cause nausea, and none of the prescription antinausea medications were working. The nausea, however, ended instantly with medical marijuana. With one puff of marijuana, the nausea turned to hunger. Thank Mother Nature for that (Mother Nature is one of Natureís Gods, from the Declaration of Independence.) Medical marijuana has been around for more than 5000 years and it hasnít killed anyone.
It is astonishing how well it works.
And you have to understand how serious it is when you canít keep your medication down--itís not just uncomfortable, if you canít keep that medication down, itís not going to save your life. And that is the important point. Weíre talking about life and death when weíre talking about treating AIDS and cancer. Half the people not taking the AIDS combination therapyósome 40 percent of all who tryódo so because of nausea. This is a shame, because the AIDS medications are working so well for those who can tolerate them. I am one of them. But 20 percent stop because of nausea. I wonder how many of those 20 percent, if they had access to legal, inexpensive marijuana, would have that same problem. Every day people are denied cancer chemotherapy because the doctors stop treatment knowing that they will die of malnutrition if they go another day without eating. Nausea is an unsolved problem of medicine and marijuana is the finest antinausea medication known to science.
At the same time our leaders have lied about this consistently. Our leaders whom we trust, whom we look up to. From the Democratic president to the Drug Czar to the Republican leaders in Congress, in both the House and the Senate. They have lied to us about medical marijuana. They have lied to us about the harm of marijuana. There is no more benign medicinal substance known to human beings. And we have been lied to about this. And so this was my first epiphany, watching my normal run to the bathroom, with one puff of marijuana, turn into a meandering raid on the kitchen. And with that epiphany I said, "I am not going to rest until medical marijuana is available to every sick person who needs it in the United States."
Epiphany two came exactly two years ago, probably today, when I lay in bed smoking marijuana -- see, I hadnít smoked marijuana for a couple of decades. I believed all those lies having to do with lack of mental, um, uh, clarity... and short term... where was I? Anyway, all of that nonsense is really a lot of nonsense and boy, do I regret those two decades I wasnít smoking pot. I can honestly say I was not a pot smoker until I started using medical marijuana. So there I was in July two years ago and I was smoking pot and boy, was I enjoying myself. And I was channel surfing, and I was smoking pot, and I was really grooving on this whole thing called chemotherapy. And I flip to these people talking, mostly men with pot bellies and t-shirts, and they would be talking and one of them would tell the truth, and I kind of sat there stunned -- who expects the truth on C-SPAN?
So there I was watching, and one person would tell the truth, and then another person would tell the truth, and then another person would tell the truth. What on earth is going on, I mean, this must be really good pot. It turned out to be the Libertarian National Convention. I said, oh great. But then I thought, where is it, in Denver? Because you see, in 1993, when I completed Ainít Nobodyís Business if You Do, I wanted to join and praise the Libertarian Party and in 1993 I called information in Washington DC and there was no listing for the Libertarian Party. I called 800 information; there was no listing for the Libertarian Party. And I thought, as much as I love these people, someone who doesnít at least have an answering machine in Washington DC canít be very serious about the whole political thing.
So you can imagine my epiphany when here, totally without my interference, the libertarians had matured into a political party. And then in the two years, the two years in which I have been single-mindedly working on medical marijuana, when I wasnít ducking bullets, the Libertarian Party got an entire office in Washington DC, until today, now, July 4, 1998, Washington DC, my two epiphanies meet in this speech before the Libertarian National Convention.
Although I have not joined the Libertarian party yet, I know I stand for a lot of [audience begins yelling for McWilliams to join the Libertarian Party] -- remember, I have AIDS! Come on; get that sympathy up, huh? Come on, back, back! Boy, itís like saying I havenít accepted Christ at a Christian Coalition meeting. Down! I never thought Iíd tell a Libertarian to be less aggressive politically. I thought those were words youíd never hear out of my mouth.
I would like to suggest to you that you--not necessarily the party but you individually, maybe not as a party plank but more as a pet project, kind of a little Chia pet project--actively work for medical marijuana in this country. I have four reasons for this. The third one is in your own best interest, so listen up when I get to the end of number two. The first two is that I believe medical marijuana currently stands for the most hideous ongoing example of government interference in the private lives of individuals today.
The first reason: Medical marijuana prohibition is an outrage within an outrage within an outrage. The first outrage, of course, is the War on Drugs itself. Prohibition does not work, has not worked, cannot work, and anyone who says it can is either deeply delusional or is making money on the drug war.
The next layer of outrage is marijuana prohibition. Marijuana 61 years ago was unjustly criminalized based upon lies by the self-serving drug czar of his time to a Congress who lapped it up like milk because it was hot and they wanted to go home. It happened in the summer. And so they voted in the Marijuana Tax Act of 1937 after ninety seconds of debate. The prohibition has been unrelenting. More than 12 million Americans have been arrested for marijuana since that time. This is a plant that has never hurt anyone in 5000 years in a country where 400,000 people die prematurely of cigarettes and 100,000 people die prematurely from alcohol. That this herb, this plant, this weed should be so illegal in this country that since the 1995 Omnibus Crime Bill, if you possess enough of it, our government will put you to death. If you donít think marijuana is still prohibited keep in mind that 645,000 people were arrested in 1996 alone, the most ever. Thatís one arrest every 48 seconds. Meanwhile we have a speaker of the house and a president and a vice-president who have all admitted to smoking marijuana. These are pothead baby boomers and itís outrageous that they should put their fellows in prison.
Finally, the outrage within the outrage within the outrage is medical marijuana. In the War on Drugs, unlike any war in American history, unlike any modern civilized war of the past two centuries. In this War on Drugs they are not stopping the battle and allowing the Red Cross on the field. In fact, they are shooting directly at the sick and at those who are trying to help them. And they are shooting to kill. A friend of mine named Todd McCormick was arrested for growing marijuana in his own home after Proposition 215 passed in California that allowed for cultivation. He had cancer nine times before he was 10. The DEA came in, destroyed his plants, and wants to put him in prison for the rest of his life, a ten-year mandatory minimum. Plus a $4 million fine. Thatís shooting to kill. Itís been going on for 11 months now.
As you know, the DEA and their bosom buddy, the IRS, have investigated me for 11 months now. The DEA and the IRS came into my home and they took away my computer containing a book on medical marijuana and a book critical of the DEA, which very quickly became three books critical of the DEA.
Donít tread on this faggot.
You know, the only way to discharge the hate words of the bigots of the world is to embrace them. When I was growing up, queer was the worst thing you could possibly call anybody. I donít know where the word faggot was in my town, but queer was the worst. And then all sorts of people started calling themselves queers, all sorts of gay people, and now itís a perfectly acceptable word. You yell "Queer!" and theyíll go, "What, yes?" And I think itís the same thing with faggot. Itís like legalizers. Thatís the new demonized buzzword, like communist. If they accuse you of being a legalizer, please, donít resist. Say, "Yeah, Iím a legalizer, absolutely. I believe that everything should be legally sold in the free market, equally and open to competition. Thatís what I believe as a libertarian."
You know, of all the compliments I got for Ainít Nobodyís Business if You Do, from people as diverse as Archbishop Tutu and Sting and Hugh Downs and Larry King, all those people were very kind, but the thing that meant the absolute most was when Milton Friedman, unasked, sent me a very nice letter, and Milton is a great hero of mine, and I know of many people in this room. If youíre watching, Milton, know that we send you our love and Natureís Godís blessings, from the Libertarian Convention. [Applause.]
When I say medical marijuana is the most egregious ongoing federal intrusion, there are of course incidents that are worse. Thereís Ruby Ridge, thereís Waco, thereís William Bennett getting his own childrenís show on PBS.... These are greater outrages of the federal government going where it never should have gone in the first place.
You know, the DEA agents who came into my house and even the two federal prosecutors who would prosecute me and try to put me in prison for the rest of my life, theyíre patriots. They are doing something for their government, and theyíre doing it because they love America, because they love the United States, because they think they are protecting and defending the Constitution of the United States. They believe this, they just misunderstand the facts, and theyíre caught in bureaucracy that wonít teach them. These are ordinary, decent Americans. Anybody whoís willing to go into covert operations and put their lives on the line like that for their country, is a hero.
So hereís William Bennett, on the other hand, who I think is personally culpable for this entire mess weíre in right now The fact that the man would ride through a Republican administration, first of all leeching off of the NEA, and then he went to the Education, and then he ingratiated himself very carefully, just like Iago misleading Othello, with Bush as Othello, and Bennett as Iago, and Lady Liberty there [points to large replica of Statue of Liberty onstage] as Desdemona.
About now young people are saying, "What the hell is this guy talking about?" [Member of the convention yells, "Thatís because they went to public schools."]
I donít know why libertarians have this image of as being dry and kind of living in desert climates and being on a ranch all day, I donít know what this is all about because libertarians have the best sense of humor of all. We can laugh at everything! Because if weíre not enjoying the moment, what the hell is there? Itís a very Zen party.
So, William Bennett is personally responsible for the fact that needle exchange was not put into effect 10 years ago. Ten years ago the studies were there showing that needle exchange significantly reduced the spread of AIDS and at the same time did not increase the use of drugs. Bennett at the time said yes, of course, we care about the AIDS epidemic, but we care about the signal weíre going to send our children more. He personally fought for and got not only not federal funding for needles, but also got them made illegal. As a direct result of him, 200,000 heterosexual people in this country now have AIDS. It is about the only way AIDS got into the heterosexual population. One-third of all AIDS cases now are from drug use or their partners. Sixty percent of all new AIDS cases next year will be female partners of those 200,000 people who got it intravenously and will pass it on to their lovers, wives and children, often without not even knowing it.
Thank you, William Bennett.
Ten years later, the government finally admits that, yes, indeed, needle exchange works, it doesnít make drug use go up, and it certainly reduces the spread of AIDS. Who in the entire administration fought the hardest and even went to the Republicans in order to get federal funding for needle programs banned? Drug Czar Barry McCaffrey. So I move that we call heterosexual AIDS the Bennett/McCaffrey illness, or the BM disease.
We all know that William Bennett has been taking money from dark organizations so that he can continue to perpetrate the War on Drugs so the dark organization can continue to prosper. One of those is the Partnership for a Drug-Free America. Bennett is bribed. You sit in his office, and all day long these platinum Halliburton cases go in full and they go out empty; they go in full and they go out empty. Theyíre full of ťclairs.
Have you seen that man? Iím fat, but heís obese. Not that I have anything against obesity. If you're fat you're fat, so what? What I hate is hypocrisy. Here this man cannot stop putting food in his mouth and he wants to tell me to stop taking the medicine that is saving my life and put me in prison if I don't.
William Bennett personally went to Arizona and convinced the Arizona legislature that two-thirds of the peopleís will should be overruled by new legislation. So, for all the people who have been suffering in Arizona for the past two years who could have had relief were it not for Bill Bennett, thank you very much again, Mr. Bennett.
I mean, Iíve read the Bible, too, and I know that gluttony is punished in the Bible, the very same Bible that Bill Bennett points to to support his "moral" attack on gays and just about everyone else he doesn't agree with. 
and put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony. [Proverbs 23:2]
for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags. [Proverbs 23:21]
a companion of gluttons disgraces his father. [Proverbs 28:7]
Cretans are always liars, evil brutes, lazy gluttons. [Titus 1:12]
One Biblical punishment for gluttony is to be stoned to death. As long as itís not done with rocks, this can work. In some African tribes, the punishment for any crime is to sit and smoke marijuana endlesslyómarijuana smoke is forced into the small tent so that all the criminal can do is breathe marijuana for the prescribed period of time. It is the cure for all crimes.
Whereís my, I had my medicine here [takes out golden Art Deco cigarette case]. The nice thing is, if youíre gay-- Iím a gay libertarian, Iím one of those laissez fairies--you get to carry around delightful things like this is a cigarette case that Gary Cooper gave Marlene Dietrich for a good, [clears throat] well, anyway, for a good time. So Iíll have it there just in case I need it, but I know you wonít mind. So, gluttony is punishable by stoning to death, or being cut off from oneís people. I believe that that will be the fate of William Bennett; he will be cut off from his people. Thereís no need to punish the drug warriors; they are already punishing themselves.
Reason number two: unlike any other issue currently in political play, public opinion polls are outrageously in favor of medical marijuana and almost every politician vigorously opposes it. Public opinion polls show that somewhere between 65 and 80 percent of the population, but never below 65, favor marijuana use under a doctorís supervision. They do that even though all five living presidents and Nancy Reagan said it was a hoax, even though C. Everett Koop said it was a hoax. People still believe that if a doctor says itís okay, itís okay, and if youíre sick itís okay to take medicine, and we make exceptions when people are sick. Compassion has not been beaten or tricked or propagandized out of the American people. It is still there and we can appeal to it.
The drug warriors have been so opposed to marijuana, especially medical marijuana, they have done it on the record, and they have done it recently. In December, the National Academy of Sciences Institute of Medicine report will come out. This is the one that McCaffrey spent a million dollars of our tax money on, about the only good federal expenditure last year, if you ask me. And he took that money and he used it for a study that was going to last 18 months, and heís been hiding behind that ever since. He wonít talk about the medical marijuana issue, heíll say, "Weíve turned that over to the doctors. Let them decide." Well, we know pretty much what the doctors are going to decide. They are not under federal control, like the National Institute of Health, or NIDA, National Institute of Drug Abuse (groan) and so they will come up with an honest report.
What report did Institute of Medicine issue in 1982? In 1982 it determined that regular marijuana, the prohibition of just regular marijuana, not medical marijuana, was doing more harm than good and it should be legalized at once. The same august body of independent scientists is not going to reach the conclusion that under a doctorís care, under a physicianís instructions, you canít take marijuana? It is inconceivable to me for that to happen. So sometime around the end of the year, the beginning of next year, McCaffrey will be in a very tight place. Because thereís 18 months of videos of him saying, "Iím not talking about that, Iím turning that over to science and weíre going to let science decide." So science will decide, then what? Stick around; itís going to be the best show in town. 
I invite you to be not just ringside seats holder, but a direct participant, because, boy, this has been fun the last two years. Itís not just public opinion polls, itís been reflected in the polling booth. As you know, in California 56.4 percent of the population voted for medical marijuana. Thatís more than voted for [California Attorney General] Lungren, whoís been trying to suppress it. In the same election more Californians voted for Proposition 215 than voted for Bill Clinton.
Point number three: Many of you are asking, as libertarians do when pondering deep moral issues, "Whatís in it for me?" You see, the Libertarian Party can embrace a political cause that is in very, very dire need of friends, and by embracing, thereís a marvelous line from Shakespeare, by embracing the two make more than the one. Or is that Milton Friedman? Anyway, I think is the synergistic possibility here between medical marijuana and the Libertarian Party at this particular juncture of time. Because when medical marijuana is truly accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagraís phenomenon seem limp. You know, I kind of think of the Libertarian Party of kind of political Viagra. 
On October 19, 1997, the Society for the Study of Neurosciences published a report based on scientific evidence from four universities. It began, "New research shows that substances similar to or derived from marijuana, known as cannabinoids, could benefit more than 97 million Americans who experience some form of pain each year." Ninety-seven million Americans! Marijuana has the unique property of filtering out pain while allowing the sense of touch and the sense of pleasure to pass through. All other analgesics that work beyond the level of aspirin work by suppressing feelings overall. Marijuana filters out only the bad stuff. So imagine those 97 million people turning around and asking, "Why?" People who have been in intractable pain for years, for decades, asking, "Why didnít I have this medication before now? Why was this kept from me?"
And theyíll look to the Democrats: guilty. Theyíll look to the Republicans: guilty. Theyíll look to the Libertarians [imitates inhaling from a joint]: "We told you so!" If the Libertarian party has the gratitude of those 97 million people, and believe me they will, we can elect everybody to every office everywhere.
And finally, I ask you to support medical marijuana now because it is the right thing to do. I am tired of people thinking that libertarians donít have morality, that they donít have values. Thatís a lot of hogwash. Libertarians are the only politicians with values. "I wonít physically harm your person or your property without your consent. Therefore, I am a moral person." And for those who choose to go above and beyond that, who choose to work for change, to make the government more moral, more accountable, more "right," who look at what is and say there is great harm being done and we must stop it because we can stop it and we can stop it now--these are my heroes, my friends, my compatriots.
You know, on C-SPAN those bars, those great pillars of the Capitol Building [indicates a replica of the Capitol Building onstage behind him], it almost looks like I'm standing in front of prison bars. And I look there and I think, thatís where the federal government wants me for the rest of my life for taking my medicine--prison. And so I ask you who are the beacons of liberty in this country, and I ask you in the name of her, that Lady Liberty there [indicates model of Statue of Liberty]. (Iím gay, but that woman turns me on. In fact, she is only one of three women Iíve ever been inside. My mother told me that joke. She stole it from Woody Allen.) I ask the Libertarian Party to take this healing herb and use it to heal, [a baby cries] yes, you too, weíll be doing it for you, that baby crying in the corner there, weíll be doing it for you, our children, and I ask you to take this herb, this healing herb, and I ask you to heal the body politic with it. And I ask you, Lady Liberty, to once again lift your shining lamp above the golden door. [Takes a joint out of the golden cigarette case and holds it to his mouth].
"Hey, lady, got a light?"